she-her/Angel | 18 | Nz Māori | Art/Memes/Aesthetics/Games/Music/ IG: Kiss_myassthetic 🌱💯👌 snapchat: Zemoosr battlenet name: H4NJ1#1420Tumblr (3.0; @han-j1)https://han-j1.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://homoboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/175081200299/one-time-i-dreamt-i-was-in-a-tattoo-parlor-and" class="tumblr_blog">homoboyfriend</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://one-time-i-dreamt.tumblr.com/post/175075103471/i-was-in-a-tattoo-parlor-and-rihanna-came-in" class="tumblr_blog">one-time-i-dreamt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ </p></blockquote> <p>The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable. </p> </blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175266010188https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175266010188Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:55:33 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2707b860dc604971482e3fd3639ae975/tumblr_pakjrvopSC1wsa7f5o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c87fbc3dcf2ba04c53eca3c76a5dfa7/tumblr_pakjrvopSC1wsa7f5o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/702b984cf97c38d0ff0eb8f32eecc241/tumblr_pakjrvopSC1wsa7f5o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ef98d6d81933231c252c85de3ac36fd8/tumblr_pakjrvopSC1wsa7f5o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://fujifingerz.tumblr.com/post/175039762659/playing-zarya-is-quite-empowering" class="tumblr_blog">fujifingerz</a>:</p><blockquote><p>playing Zarya is quite empowering</p></blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175265929758https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175265929758Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:50:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f21b9ff62149167bae5d8cd305a2e4e9/tumblr_paw4vfAV9g1vbdej5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://rondoel.tumblr.com/post/175244736984/blackwatch-fam" class="tumblr_blog">rondoel</a>:</p> <blockquote><p style="">Blackwatch fam<br/></p></blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175265911593https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175265911593Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:49:49 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3aefdaf1bad1753e3a860025dd8c2a0b/tumblr_pauu9sYCRC1tcc8lzo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175265908783https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175265908783Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:49:40 -0400<p><a href="https://imsoofuckingsad.tumblr.com/post/174879821821/dear-diary-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">imsoofuckingsad</a>:</p><blockquote><p> dear diary: fuck <br/></p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="399" data-orig-width="421"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f713797ee557bb383560680098bb070d/tumblr_inline_pawmqr9b9B1swin4g_500.png" data-orig-height="399" data-orig-width="421"/></figure>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175255341663https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175255341663Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:30:27 -0400<p><a href="https://vellicorvidae.tumblr.com/post/174039926780/you-yalldve-shakespeare" class="tumblr_blog">vellicorvidae</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you: y’all’d’ve</p> <p>shakespeare:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="236" data-orig-width="424"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cd39e54838e298297815ba84c98efafa/tumblr_inline_p8yk7bWbbS1uwsuuz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="236" data-orig-width="424"/></figure></blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175254351998https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175254351998Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:52:42 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a61fc080a274c610c48c184798d94ea3/tumblr_p7ywuydJxI1qi3kwbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175254174293https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175254174293Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:46:01 -0400<p><a href="https://0mnii.tumblr.com/post/175244715311/my-coworker-told-me-not-to-use-dating-sites-and-to" class="tumblr_blog">0mnii</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175223267173/my-coworker-told-me-not-to-use-dating-sites-and-to" class="tumblr_blog">han-j1</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://glumshoe.tumblr.com/post/175217365609/my-coworker-told-me-not-to-use-dating-sites-and-to" class="tumblr_blog">glumshoe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://thedappercyborg.tumblr.com/post/175216933062/my-coworker-told-me-not-to-use-dating-sites-and-to" class="tumblr_blog">thedappercyborg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://glumshoe.tumblr.com/post/175216866004/my-coworker-told-me-not-to-use-dating-sites-and-to" class="tumblr_blog">glumshoe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>My coworker told me not to use dating sites and to “just go out to the park and approach someone who looks attractive, say ‘hey, I’d like to get to know you better’, and take it from there!”</p><p>I don’t know what planet you’re on, my dude, but I’m a gay weirdo cave goblin and the best case scenario from that would be getting pepper sprayed. </p></blockquote> <p>Gay dating is like getting a job,</p><p>You find one online, or get referred by someone you know,</p><p>There is no third option </p></blockquote> <p>I don’t know any gay couples who met spontaneously as strangers in person. It’s almost always “we became internet pals and then fell in love”, “we met through someone else we used to date”, or “we were good platonic friends for years and then realized we were gay when we tearfully confessed our feelings at a party”. </p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mPgNKz2zPTrhUu3lsW-L6Ng">@0mnii</a> my fiance can confirm</p></blockquote> <h1>Confirmed, we met online and are now engaged</h1></blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175249827823https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175249827823Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:12:29 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32cc57c43e2945129341' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='595' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pad58gKCWS1u1i1ue_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":13,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pad58gKCWS1u1i1ue_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"298"}}' > <source src="https://han-j1.tumblr.com/video_file/t:46DviGen7qxylwSnW8qQdw/175233258298/tumblr_pad58gKCWS1u1i1ue" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://soul-rin-natsu.tumblr.com/post/175231801904/starwarsgraphictee-this-fucked-me-up-thisbis" class="tumblr_blog">soul-rin-natsu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://starwarsgraphictee.tumblr.com/post/174996244365/this-fucked-me-up" class="tumblr_blog">starwarsgraphictee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This fucked me up.</p></blockquote> <p>Thisbis trippy af***</p></blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233258298https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233258298Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:53:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://qenitals.tumblr.com/post/33627877271">qenitals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>shopping carts in random places make me sad</p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="298" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbx7o3ijlu1qe3fea.png"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/616bf9f8d9faf1e3bf4fa3acda6e5a49/tumblr_inline_p8iw2eKm8u1qjuhji_540.png" data-orig-height="298" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbx7o3ijlu1qe3fea.png"/></figure></p> <p>there is nothing for you there friend</p> </blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233241558https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233241558Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:52:32 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a380365a3601f5a1687d88fc6ae017b8/tumblr_pamuhyzs6t1tqp6c3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e87c7b062038a6c0a902ee1ec5221815/tumblr_pamuhyzs6t1tqp6c3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://jibberthegretchin.tumblr.com/post/175214020908/caiosantosart-cowboywestern-mage-yall-wont" class="tumblr_blog">jibberthegretchin</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://caiosantosart.tumblr.com/post/175080586051/cowboywestern-mage" class="tumblr_blog">caiosantosart</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Cowboy/Western Mage</p></blockquote> <p>“Y'all won’t be passing.”</p> </blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233213688https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233213688Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:50:45 -0400<p><a href="https://crazymuff1n.tumblr.com/post/172700183105/murdoc-i-got-a-rare-condition-i-got-a-glass" class="tumblr_blog">crazymuff1n</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://murdoc.tumblr.com/post/172231210683/i-got-a-rare-condition-i-got-a-glass-dick-and" class="tumblr_blog">murdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i got a rare condition </p> <p>i got a glass dick and paper balls</p> <p>every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away</p> </blockquote> <p>and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly</p> </blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233148083https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233148083Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:47:02 -0400<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="576"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/deaf89c140915ee91ddc514c8aec5bd0/tumblr_inline_pavbqg1iLU1uytbl8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="576"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="767" data-orig-width="431"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/49559665d315ac275dfdffb858f502a4/tumblr_inline_pavbqgRffT1uytbl8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="767" data-orig-width="431"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="767" data-orig-width="743"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02492a13750ff11642abf283e9aee770/tumblr_inline_pavbqgd0eS1uytbl8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="767" data-orig-width="743"/></figure>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233145693https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233145693Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:46:53 -0400<p><a href="http://showerthoughtsofficial.tumblr.com/post/172396162713/no-matter-how-synchronized-synchronized-swimmers" class="tumblr_blog">showerthoughtsofficial</a>:</p><blockquote><p>No matter how synchronized synchronized swimmers are, they’ll never be as synchronized as someone that keeps unlocking the car door for you to get in and you keep pulling the handle at the same time.</p></blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233008483https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175233008483Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:38:31 -0400<p><a href="http://lovpoem.tumblr.com/post/174772441197/lovpoem-hey-i-just-ended-up-on-a-bethesda-e3" class="tumblr_blog">lovpoem</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://lovpoem.tumblr.com/post/174772391177/hey-i-just-ended-up-on-a-bethesda-e3-stream" class="tumblr_blog">lovpoem</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hey i just ended up on a bethesda e3 stream</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="210" data-orig-width="937"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/88fc0f08178bfc8de00bf6025ac2f750/tumblr_inline_pa4x8yInPA1s2xsw0_540.png" data-orig-height="210" data-orig-width="937"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="369" data-orig-width="493"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6c638d4f4d487feb2e58e5ca4cb16495/tumblr_inline_pa4xa1JUa81s2xsw0_540.png" data-orig-height="369" data-orig-width="493"/></figure></blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232879403https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232879403Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:30:43 -0400<p><a href="https://cowboysuggest.tumblr.com/post/175060259208/texeoghea-cowboysuggest-cowboysuggest-just" class="tumblr_blog">cowboysuggest</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://texeoghea.tumblr.com/post/175057179754/cowboysuggest-cowboysuggest-just-saying-but" class="tumblr_blog">texeoghea</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://cowboysuggest.tumblr.com/post/175057119288/cowboysuggest-just-saying-but-garfield-fucks" class="tumblr_blog">cowboysuggest</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://cowboysuggest.tumblr.com/post/175057098508/just-saying-but-garfield-fucks" class="tumblr_blog">cowboysuggest</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>just saying but garfield fucks</p></blockquote> <p>you take one look at that fat orange cat and you say “oh this guy fucks”</p> </blockquote> <p>cowboysuggest do you take constructive criticism</p></blockquote> <p>absolutely fucking not</p></blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232786508https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232786508Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:25:06 -0400<p><a href="https://cowboysuggest.tumblr.com/post/175230389508/oh-fuck-i-dropped-my-magnum-condom-that-i-use-for" class="tumblr_blog">cowboysuggest</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>oh fuck i dropped my magnum condom that i use for my monster dong</p></blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232752413https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232752413Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:23:04 -0400<p><a href="https://all-that-slithers.tumblr.com/post/173500328317" class="tumblr_blog">all-that-slithers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="145" data-orig-width="1024"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb5a281a6f620f5f0176d9b48e992107/tumblr_inline_p82wluH68t1ve88gd_500.jpg" data-orig-height="145" data-orig-width="1024"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="444" data-orig-width="474"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a54f71da713d27ab6637a11ed635183/tumblr_inline_p82wlu209d1ve88gd_500.jpg" data-orig-height="444" data-orig-width="474"/></figure></blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232745333https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232745333Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:22:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cellarghosts.tumblr.com/post/77121514322">cellarghosts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*walks into starbucks with acoustic guitar* ohhhh there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red</p> </blockquote>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232743303https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232743303Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:22:32 -0400<p><a href="https://akamxru.tumblr.com/post/173583520927/im-waking-up-to-ash-and-dust-i-wipe-my-ass-and" class="tumblr_blog">akamxru</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2>im Waking Up, </h2> <p>to Ash and dust</p> <p>i wipe my</p> <h1>ASS</h1> <p>and i</p> <p class="npf_quote" data-npf='{"subtype":"quote"}'>slAp my nUtS</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="399" data-orig-width="421"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f713797ee557bb383560680098bb070d/tumblr_inline_pavdwhT9Y21swin4g_500.png" data-orig-height="399" data-orig-width="421"/></figure>https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232729993https://han-j1.tumblr.com/post/175232729993Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:21:53 -0400